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People Who Need To Be Socially Arrested
12/07/2013 14:45
So you know how people sometimes do things – horrible things – that just makes them complete and utter assholes? They haven’t done anything legally illegal (can I say that? Legally illegal?) But what they’ve done is so horrifically stupid that you just don’t understand how in the hell they can get...
Look Up To The Children
07/06/2013 14:52
Unfortunately today’s rant is not going to be all that entertaining, today’s topic is a pretty serious one. I am an avid newsreader. I read the news at least twice a day without fail – in the early morning and late afternoon. This often constitutes my anger at the world and hating living on...
Dear Justin and all "beliebers"
17/05/2013 08:44
Dear Justin Bieber,
Along with Taylor Swift, you are one of my favourite, favourite people.
I absolutely love you.
When you shut your face.
There are a ton of your songs on the radio, literally bloody everywhere, like a horror movie, and today I am going to be breaking down your song...
Dear Taylor Swift
10/05/2013 11:28
Dear Taylor Swift,
As anyone who knows me knows, I am your biggest fan.
Pause, not (As Borat would say)
Every time you release a new song, I am given new confusion as to why you are famous. Who are you? Why are you hurting my ears? Your new song “22” is the worst yet. As soon as I hear it begin on...
The Condom Challenge (VIDEO RANT)
06/05/2013 09:38
Risking you life for baby kittens is daring.
Inhaling a condom is not daring.
You didn't save any f****** kittens.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=hgrJ-JSZOH4
The Condom Challenge
03/05/2013 09:09
So with all the drama going on in the world at the moment, let’s take a few minutes to look at the light-hearted nonsense of the world that makes…well, no sense. Nonsense.
It came to my attention a couple of weeks ago that there is yet another “trend” in the world of social media. The Condom...
How To Catch A Serial Killer
26/04/2013 14:17
Carl Mischke: The 9th victim in the chain of “gay serial killings”. First of all, this title is not only ambiguous, but also pretty demeaning. Let’s rather say 9th victim in chain of serial killings. Anyway. The purpose of this article is to raise awareness to the possible culprit behind...
Sundaypression
19/04/2013 14:46
Sunday + depression = sundaypression – a term I have coined to describe the ominous feeling of dread on the evening prior to yet another long, torturous week, after but 2 days off out of 7. Friday and Saturday night were great, but now it’s over. It’s Sunday, and you know that you’re gonna...
Margaret Thatcher: Iron Heart, Iron Lady
12/04/2013 09:21
#nowthatchersdead. Or, #NowThatchersDead, as opposed to #NowThatChersDead (As has caused much uproar amongst twittering Cher worshippers.)
Margaret Thatcher died on the 8th of April 2013. She was a British Conservative Party Politician, and the first female Prime...
Killing...In The Name Of Sport
05/04/2013 14:16
If there is one thing that I will never understand, it is how hunting can be called a “sport”. Let’s have a look at the dictionary description for Sport: “An activity involving physical exertion and skill in which an individual or team competes against another or others for entertainment;...
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